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La donna è mobile. (This happened to me once.)
I. Laughed. So. Fucking. Hard.
I would like to add that one of the more traumatic experiences of my life involved: 1. a blow job and 2. iTunes shuffle...
I know it’s not just our legs you want entwined
Penthouse lives with eight other guys. This is totally fine, Penthouse has his own room. Except, uh, until one of them...